Columbus would have actually led in India
Fastest route to India? Maps has you covered.
Mona sa would have a hot Instagram account
#Gioconda #DaVinci #onardoIsMyHomie #Enigma #Smile #ereAmIoking
Martin ther’s 95 Theses would have been a Change.org petition
y bother going outside to nail a document to a church door when you can do it all from your smartphone?
Shakespeare would have been a Twitter phenomenon
Imagine if Shakespeare’s lengthy plays sonnets could be distilled into thouss of 140-character tweets.
Newton would have opened a smartphone repair shop
obably would have kept the secret of universal gravity to himself, too. “ have no idea why your phone drops the screen breaks when you let go of it…”
Revere would have just sent a text
Revere’s ride would have been less epic (or rather, non-existent), but way more efficient.
Betsy Ross would have been a small-time Etsy seller
But she would have been buried under a mountain of other Etsy sellers selling knock-off flags.
The moon ling would have been documented with a selfie
Oh wait, it was. Actually, Buzz drin took the first space selfie three years before the moon ling, in 1966.
